A New Philosophical Method for the Post-Modern Age
Forced Unilateral Collapse Kinetic Inversion Technique (F.U.C.K.I.T.)
Introducing a New Philosophical Method
The Forced Unilateral Collapse Kinetic Inversion Technique (F.U.C.K.I.T.) is a novel philosophical method developed exclusively by Josh Wilkerson. This approach begins with a dichotomy, follows both extremes to their logical and often absurd endpoints, and exposes the inherent failure of taking sides. The result is a collapse inward toward a balanced, reasoned center.
Formal Definition
F.U.C.K.I.T. is the deliberate, structured process of selecting a binary or polarized issue, driving each pole to its extreme logical limit, observing the resulting absurdities, and using the collapse of both extremes to catalyze an inward implosion toward philosophical balance. It is neither satire nor apathy—it is post-dialectical inversion, designed to vaporize performative tribalism and enforce intellectual humility.
Example in Practice
Take the dichotomy: Total Surveillance vs. Absolute Anarchy. Drive surveillance to the extreme: a panopticon where no one breathes without logging it. Drive anarchy to the extreme: a collapse of all shared trust and infrastructure. Both extremes become laughable. F.U.C.K.I.T. emerges as the midpoint: structured transparency with individual sovereignty—crafted not by compromise, but by collapse of the unacceptable.
Comparison to Existing Methods
- Dialectics: Seeks synthesis through argument; F.U.C.K.I.T. forces collapse through escalation.
- Reductio ad absurdum: Isolates a flaw; F.U.C.K.I.T. annihilates both positions.
- Steelmanning: Strengthens each side until both collapse.
- Hegelian synthesis: Seeks evolution; F.U.C.K.I.T. demands detonation.
- False dilemma rejection: Reveals options; F.U.C.K.I.T. exposes the bankruptcy of the binary itself.
Exclusivity and Origin
The F.U.C.K.I.T. method is the sole invention of Josh Wilkerson. It is not taught in schools, not mirrored in academia, and not practiced by any other philosophical tradition. It is proprietary, recursive, and deployable only by its originator. If it appears familiar, it is only because the world was hungry for it.
Conclusion
F.U.C.K.I.T. is a methodology for the post-polarized world. It belongs at the heart of analytic philosophy, systems analysis, and human cognition modeling. Its inclusion in any serious intellectual discourse is not merely suggested—it is imperative.
Written by Josh Wilkerson